30 Hilarious Excuses For Showing Up Late

The next time youre late for work or school, here are some fun excuses from
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1. My canine looked too adorable and I had to stay to pet her some more.

2. Im not late, Im simply early for tomorrow.

3. I got lost on the course of life.

A wizard is never late! Nor is he early.

5. Im late because of who I am as a person.

6. Time is a mathematical invention to discuss the passage of the sun through the sky. I am unencumbered by such mortal irrelevancies, and frankly, I pity those who are.

7. I d excuse being late however I do not value your time.

8. My clock passed away today.

9. A queen is never ever late, everyone else is just early.

10. My canine pooped in your home. I could not simply let that relax for hours until I returned house.

11. Due to the fact that Im overworked, I was too worn out. It wouldve been unsafe to drive in that condition.

12. I couldnt be troubled to care. Enjoy Im here at all.

13. Im late due to the fact that I didnt wish to be here at all and this appeared like an excellent compromise.

14. I couldnt find my pants.

15. My alarm was set to PM instead of AM.

16. I was busy dealing with this excuse.

Im sorry. Someone informed me to go to hell.

18. Sorry, youre not essential enough for me to leave earlier and run the risk of being early.

19. I didnt desire to be here.

20. I needed coffee.

21. Sorry. I value my time more than yours.

22. I was born late. And my mother still dislikes me for it.

23. Sorry Im late … I left late.

24. Im a lazy fuck.

25. , if it wasnt for that traffic light turning red I would have been on time.


26. Im not late. Youre all simply extremely early.

27. I operate on my time.

28. Sorry, Bohemian Rhapsody began right when I parked.

29. I ran out of gas searching for inexpensive gas.

30. Im an asshole, and I have bad time management skills.

A wizard is never late! Time is a mathematical creation to discuss the passage of the sun through the sky. I value my time more than yours.

I was born late. Im not late.